Dying…

OK… not dying, but poorly 🙁

I started yesterday afternoon with an illness which can only be described as quite vile (and may indeed have been the cause of yesterday’s spectacular poo). I know there has been a 24 hour bug going around, and I think it’s got me.

I won’t go into gory details, but I’m sure you can guess who bad it is by the fact that I’ve overlaid!

We were supposed to go to Birmingham last night to Rich Bich (our studio for the forthcoming album) but it was cancelled – K is also suffering quite badly from a totally unrelated illness…

bum.

Coasters…

Bwaahaahaaar

Feeling poorly, I decided to check my emails and found a really cool roller coaster simulator on the web! I promptly registered it and am now feeling better simulating some really neat woodie and steely coasters… even better still… I can build that amazing coaster I’ve always wanted to ride that no-one will build.

God I am such a saddo!

(expects 1000 replies to this, all in agreement)

Dying…

OK… not dying, but poorly 🙁

I started yesterday afternoon with an illness which can only be described as quite vile (and may indeed have been the cause of yesterday’s spectacular poo). I know there has been a 24 hour bug going around, and I think it’s got me.

I won’t go into gory details, but I’m sure you can guess who bad it is by the fact that I’ve overlaid!

We were supposed to go to Birmingham last night to Rich Bich (our studio for the forthcoming album) but it was cancelled – K is also suffering quite badly from a totally unrelated illness…

bum.

Jacobites ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first guff cleared all the water out of the pan, blowing it into the drains and blasting two drain covers off, one of which was near the gas burner at Greasbro’. The methane was hit by a gentle so’westerly and swept up into the burner, spontaniously combusting the entire drainage network of Rotherham.

A scene resembling the one at the end of Poltergeist then followed, with flames billowing from all the stench pipes and manholes in Rotherham – and covers blew up under cars turning them over.

Rotherham Metropolitan Borough Council have now applied to the European Union for funding to replace all the drains… oh and I singed my bum hairs and cracked the pan.

Good arse :o)

However…. while I was sat in there, I was browsing t’internet (bluetooth I love thee very much, almost as much as my camera but not quite as much as I love Hannah) and found the rest of my outfit for the Hansel (and possibly for the following night out on 8th May??? who knows)

Jacobites…

I was a complete pig this morning and decided that the bag of Jacobites on my desk should indeed disappear in their entirety – and so I promptly grompfed it.

Pizza flavoured… and very nice.

However, I now regret this decision since I have just botty belched garlic and pizza smells… hmmmmm…. might have to take some of those into the beer tent at Tewkesbury :o) should guarantee no queues at the bar.

I got my Mazda (hairdressers car) back today from the mending shop after some gonk on a moped decided to reshape the back end way back in January. His insurance company will love the bill – £900 – eek!

I’m now going for a poo – I’ll tell you later if the toilet needs demolition or if Ajax will sort it.

A handfasting! A handfasting!

I’d like to pass on the good news that Altacoustic and I will be handfasting for a year on Beltaine.

I’m sure Altacoustic will say more because I’m actually …. speechless! for a change

Dah….

What song is this?????

Bah de da daaaaaahhhh
dah de dahhhhhhhhhh
der der dah dah de daaaaaaaah
baaaah da da de daaaaaaaaaaahhhh

Clues:
Dodge van with stripes down side
Daft character who wore welded, cut, made, built, worked on cars and wore beige trousers which NEVER EVER got mucky…
Bloaty cigar smoker with silver white hair.
Man who was an inexplicably bad actor.
Big black guy with loads of chains… “Hey sucker! you ain’t getting me on no plane!”

oh and some bird in the early ones… who they got rid of because she spoilt the gay orgies in the back of the van…….. hehehehe

Twisted??? Moi???

Sunday…. and Monday

Sunday was spent in Leicestershire (oo-arrrr) at Altacoustic’s parents house and playing piano (I do have talents beyond bass and botty burps) – then spent the evening in Deadline combo… because we have a gig on Friday which we’re not allowed to tell anything about… oops.. just did!

Monday morning didn’t really happen for me – it was just a blur of bed and Carry on Girls on Sky. Then spent the afternoon with Altacoustic and random Nevs/Goths at the Dev Cat in a pub sit-in, where we drank and made merry… poor old merry.

JJ was there again in wind-up mode… as I said – rewengi – and it will be a dish made of foul school custard – and it will be very very cold :oD

Monday night was spent in the company of family/friends… but we hardly ever see them so it was my duty. Of course. I was bored… very bored…. very very bored… but at least the chips & mayo + onion rings in the Dev Cat were giving me some quite spectacularly odourous farts…